Crazy Cat Person Gifts

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

"One day, this will all be yours."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'As we all know your dear, deceased Aunt Clara, was a devoted cat lover...'

'All you need in life is the love of a good cat.'

"They say I get 152 channels."

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

'... I have decided to change my name.'

'Your life insurance went up because you mentioned you were curious.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"It's me. Clumping or non-clumping? Fragrance or fragrance-free? Natural or..."

Living with a cataholic.

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

'George! When I asked you to feed the cat... '

'First we treat! Then we'll worry about a diagnosis!'

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

'Mom, Angelina just had a population explosion!'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Thank god! Only two more verses to go in Happy Birthday!

"Would you say two skis or four?"

"And this way you wouldn't have to go outside all the time."

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

"Will someone close that alley door!"

Doug was on the "No Cat List" – but even that didn't stop them.

"Aren't you supposed to be curled up in a ball?"

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

Ginger cats.

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

'We know you have a cat.'

'Man That sure is some good catnip'

'Why is it always about YOU?'

My heart belongs to a cat.

"I'm letting Tiddles choose her own!"