Crazy Cat People Gifts

Cat or squash?

"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Woman escapes with cats.

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

How Amazon was invented

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"You're completely screwed up."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'We know you have a cat.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

"Okay, you have my attention."