Crazy Cat Lady Culture Gifts

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Woman escapes with cats.

Cat Show

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'We know you have a cat.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

Ginger cats.

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Okay, you have my attention."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Let's swap some cats today."

My Bowl Is Empty.

'... I have decided to change my name.'

Living with a cataholic.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Two cats are high off catnip.

Baskerville Tabby.

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"