Crazy Cat Lady Culture Mugs

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Woman escapes with cats.

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

'We know you have a cat.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

Ginger cats.

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Okay, you have my attention."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Let's swap some cats today."

Living with a cataholic.

My Bowl Is Empty.

'... I have decided to change my name.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Two cats are high off catnip.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Baskerville Tabby.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."