Crazy Cat Lady Vibes Mugs

First Cats to be Domesticated

Woman escapes with cats.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'We know you have a cat.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

Ginger cats.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Okay, you have my attention."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Let's swap some cats today."

Living with a cataholic.

'... I have decided to change my name.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Baskerville Tabby.

Two cats are high off catnip.

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

Cat chess