Crazy Cat Lady Vibes Gifts

First Cats to be Domesticated

Woman escapes with cats.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

'We know you have a cat.'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Okay, you have my attention."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

Ginger cats.

"Let's swap some cats today."

Living with a cataholic.

My Bowl Is Empty.

'... I have decided to change my name.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Two cats are high off catnip.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Baskerville Tabby.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'