Crazy Cat Lady Admirer Gifts

"It doesn't matter how many cats she has: In my mind, even owning one cat makes he a "Crazy Cat Lady"!"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Woman escapes with cats.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

The practical psychopath

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Cat Show

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'We know you have a cat.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Slippery, huh?"

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

Ginger cats.

"Okay, you have my attention."

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

"Let's swap some cats today."

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'