Crazy Cat Lady Admirer Pillows

"It doesn't matter how many cats she has: In my mind, even owning one cat makes he a "Crazy Cat Lady"!"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

Woman escapes with cats.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

The practical psychopath

What does aloof mean?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'We know you have a cat.'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"Slippery, huh?"

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Ginger cats.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Okay, you have my attention."

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

"Let's swap some cats today."

Catroom.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

Living with a cataholic.