Mischievous Cat Admirer Pillows

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

The practical psychopath

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Cat Zoom Meeting

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Slippery, huh?"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

Cat with Crown.

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"