Mischievous Kitty Lover Pillows

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Cat Zoom Meeting

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"Let's swap some cats today."

A thief steals a heart

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

Kate's Cat Kennel

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Pandora's cat.

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

When cats bring gifts.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Cat Emojis

Cats waiting for fish.

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.

And that's why I'm still single!

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

The Cat Lady