Mischievous Kitty Keeper Pillows

'I'm sorry we ever had him declawed.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Christmas Presents.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

My Bowl Is Empty.

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

Zen Kitten

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Kate's Cat Kennel

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

That thing you threw up was only a hairball.

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'You're needed at the can opener.'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

'A little old lady, eh? That explains why the trunk is full of kitty litter!'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...