Mischievous Kitty Fan Pillows

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"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Cat Zoom Meeting

'We know you have a cat.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

String Theory for Beginners.

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"Let's swap some cats today."

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

Kate's Cat Kennel

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"Meowzers!"

When cats bring gifts.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.

Cats waiting for fish.

"Thinking outside the box? You bet I am!"

"I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance."

And that's why I'm still single!

"Is oversleeping a real thing?"

The Cat Lady

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'

Mouse with Christmas Cake

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

101 uses of a dead cat: saw

"We need a quieter can opener."

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

'I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting?'