Mischievous Kitty Fan Gifts

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"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Cat Zoom Meeting

'We know you have a cat.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

String Theory for Beginners.

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"Let's swap some cats today."

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

Kate's Cat Kennel

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

"Meowzers!"

When cats bring gifts.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Cats waiting for fish.

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.

"I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance."

"Thinking outside the box? You bet I am!"

And that's why I'm still single!

"Is oversleeping a real thing?"

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'

The Cat Lady

Mouse with Christmas Cake

"We need a quieter can opener."

101 uses of a dead cat: saw

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

'I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting?'