Mischievous Feline Admirer Gifts

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

The practical psychopath

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Kate's Cat Kennel

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

"Meowzers!"

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

"Hello, Kitty!"

Cat and Owner Ignore Each Other.

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'You really enjoy this, don't you?'

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

"I regret letting the cat talk us into signing that NDA."

'I think it's marvellous the way they know which cupboard their food is in!'

That's Right - 100% Guaranteed

"I gotta get one of those."

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

CATS BEHAVING BADLY - cats are watching this tv programme on a badly-scratched sofa

Thoughtful Dog

'Yes, I do believe in the finicky gene.'

Meow

'You're very narcissistic.'

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'