Mischievous Feline Admirer Gifts

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

The practical psychopath

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

Kate's Cat Kennel

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"Meowzers!"

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

"Hello, Kitty!"

"I regret letting the cat talk us into signing that NDA."

Cat and Owner Ignore Each Other.

'You really enjoy this, don't you?'

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

'I think it's marvellous the way they know which cupboard their food is in!'

That's Right - 100% Guaranteed

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

CATS BEHAVING BADLY - cats are watching this tv programme on a badly-scratched sofa

Thoughtful Dog

'Yes, I do believe in the finicky gene.'

Meow

'You're very narcissistic.'

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat.