Mischievous Humor Fan Gifts

'I wish my husband was really hot.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Misery lit...

Law Books

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!'

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

'They say that six is the new four.'

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

"He looks so peaceful when he's asleep."

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Hey—nice place!"

"Her name's Snuggles."

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

Mouse with Christmas Cake

Boy teasing a guard

'Maybe she has allergies.'

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

That's Right - 100% Guaranteed

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

Catching an angel...

CATS BEHAVING BADLY - cats are watching this tv programme on a badly-scratched sofa

"Well, I guess that's the last time the Cullings ever invite us over!"

"You can perform a satanic ritual in the poultry department when you're older."

'Psst - we're looking for material that's totally inappropriate for our age. Can you help us out?'

Chameleon thief.

"Look. Jerome. Unless you want me to crap on the bed I'd suggest you practice your sand wedge outside."

"That's my grandfather chasing cars and biting mailmen. He lived life off-the-leash."