Messy Humor Fan Gifts

"Hey—nice place!"

Skipping Horse

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Introducing...Anagraman.

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Check out the old dude.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Dog in casino.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Beer Parasol.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."