Quirky Comedy Fan Gifts

'A Mr. Consistency, Hobgoblin of Mediocre Minds, is here to see you. He doesn't have an appointment.'

'Do you mind if I join you?'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

Man returning 'Beef Wellington' "It doesn't fit"

"Snow may very well be falling early in Moscow, but grey squirrel's left his nuts in a taxi!"

Hand Puppet Strip Club

Bank robbery committed by Kev who was being served by Julie

Rudolf looks for summer work...

'So tell me more about this crossing the road obsession?'

'I think you'll find we do things a bit differently around here.'

Woman being attacked by pastaoutside 'Casa Pasta.'

Fluffy's kitty litter and the crematorium.

Free airline security pat down.

Clown has trouble keeping shoes behind line while bowling

'I had an exotic meal last night: There's a circus in town with elephants!'

Crackpot with PRO-diarrhea sign pickets ANTI-diarrhea medical lab.

Henry was startled by a sudden tap on the shoulder.

Coroner spraying deodorant on dead body.

Getting BIG AIR!

'And exactly how long has 'The Funky Gibbon' been stuck in your head?' - Rufus McPhee, musical exorcist.

'I'm casting you as the lead.'

Shakespeare Project

'This is awesome. I'm no celebrity - but I've always dreamed of doing time like one.'

How most movies are filmed these days.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"Hmmm...Looks like I've got an oil leak."

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Can I call you back, Rusty, I'm in the jacuzzi."

"Ignore them... Meow... Meow! Wuff! Wuff-wuff."

"We're going to plead infected bladder."

Tremendously Successful Loser

Training Frame for Cat Burglars

'Would anyone like a final request?'