Quirky Comedy Fans Gifts

'He's the first man to undergo a hair transplant from his ears and nostrils.'

Ice-cream vendor begs with sign: 'Cone-less, please help'.

Warewolves Anonymous: Support Group. 'The car salesman assured me it came with a sunroof, not a moonroof.'

Coping with Normalcy

Captain Pointy No.46 - The hazard of plate fungus

Myth Manners.

"Your deadliest sin was cheating at church bingo."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"That'll be five bucks."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Fresh pepper?"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Check out the old dude.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."