Quirky Comedy Fans Gifts

'He's the first man to undergo a hair transplant from his ears and nostrils.'

Ice-cream vendor begs with sign: 'Cone-less, please help'.

Coping with Normalcy

Captain Pointy No.46 - The hazard of plate fungus

Myth Manners.

"Your deadliest sin was cheating at church bingo."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"That'll be five bucks."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Fresh pepper?"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Check out the old dude.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

The Pencil and Sharpener

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"