Quirky Comedy Lover Gifts

"Who ordered the Manhattan?"

Confessional under new management.

He never could fit in.

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'Blood of Christ, make it a double.'

"The good news is he donated his organs to peanut butter."

"You were warned, Albert."

Snake Charmer Cleaning Stairs with Vacuum.

Rorschach Test Pattern.

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

"Are you the chap who thinks he's a lightbulb?"

'One scoop of sh*t, please!'

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

Santa's Second Stringers.

Bureau of Missing What Have You.

Person of ambiguious sexuality does not know what towel to use in bathroom,

Woman with large sack at estate agents: 'If it's got a patio, I'll take it.'

Who knew grass migrates?

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

They both have glasses

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'Declawed, Denutted and Deranged.'

Drop In Centre - "I'm confused about my sexuality"

A Salesperson's Dilemma

Please pardon our appearance during rennovation

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"It's no use, boss! We tortured him for an hour and he didn't say a word. We can't even get that stupid smile off his face."

"I do hope Gerald made it to freedom. . ."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

"Good evening and welcome to a very special newscast in which I do everything I can think of to get fired on air."

"Why are you plowing with a steam roller?"

'How many times have I told you to not drink and drive?'