Messy Moments Fan Gifts

I don't mind giving Fido a bath. It's cleaning up afterwards that kills me!

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"What the hell took so long?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'How do I know your ours?'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Wet wipe?"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'We were mud wrestling.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

An awkward moment during the coronation...

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."

"So, is this your very first visit to a massage therapist?"

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

"Here's Lori's black bean soup, but I'll need the container back — my mother-in-law's ashes were in it."

'The party at school was awful! -- The teacher didn't like the Valentine underwear I got for her.'

'Your knees are wandering.'

"Hey—nice place!"

The Artist

'What do you think?'