Messy Moments Fan Gifts

I don't mind giving Fido a bath. It's cleaning up afterwards that kills me!

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"What the hell took so long?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'How do I know your ours?'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

It's a shame, but I'm still deciding if it

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

"Wet wipe?"

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'We were mud wrestling.'

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

An awkward moment during the coronation...

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

"So, is this your very first visit to a massage therapist?"

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

As a child, Edvard Munch is scolded by his mother.

'The party at school was awful! -- The teacher didn't like the Valentine underwear I got for her.'

'Your knees are wandering.'

"Here's Lori's black bean soup, but I'll need the container back — my mother-in-law's ashes were in it."

'I told you this would happen if you kept leaving your clothes on the floor.'

"Hey—nice place!"

"We learnt about the birds and bees today - apparently it's a bit like when you and daddy have it off."