Mischievous Moments Fans Gifts

"Well, I guess that's the last time the Cullings ever invite us over!"

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

A thief steals a heart

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Monkey Business

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Misery lit...

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Law Books

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

HisssssHerssss....

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'They say that six is the new four.'

"He looks so peaceful when he's asleep."

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

'The bath didn't work.'

Boy teasing a guard

'Maybe she has allergies.'

"Her name's Snuggles."

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

Mouse with Christmas Cake

"Mum said it's OK for us to watch. So it can't be much good."

She was to regret having asked Colin to be more of an animal in bed.

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

'We are sentencing you to eight consecutive life sentences, which gives you one more chance to enter society as a decent feline.'

"You can perform a satanic ritual in the poultry department when you're older."