Mischievous Moments Fans Prints

"Well, I guess that's the last time the Cullings ever invite us over!"

A thief steals a heart

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

Misery lit...

Law Books

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

HisssssHerssss....

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

"He looks so peaceful when he's asleep."

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'They say that six is the new four.'

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

'Maybe she has allergies.'

Mouse with Christmas Cake

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

'The bath didn't work.'

Boy teasing a guard

"Her name's Snuggles."

She was to regret having asked Colin to be more of an animal in bed.

"Mum said it's OK for us to watch. So it can't be much good."

A pickpocket reaches through a statue in an art gallery.

'We are sentencing you to eight consecutive life sentences, which gives you one more chance to enter society as a decent feline.'

Joe's Tire Shop.

"You can perform a satanic ritual in the poultry department when you're older."