Mischievous Reader Gifts

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

Law Books

Misery lit...

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

A thief steals a heart

A pony throws its rider.

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Killing Santa

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Children playing in a library

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

Thanks to his ingenious new design, Joey never had to reload when he egged houses.

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

"Son, it's about this calculator we've found in your satchel."

Catching an angel...