Mischievous Reader Mugs

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

Law Books

Misery lit...

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

A pony throws its rider.

A thief steals a heart

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Children playing in a library

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Killing Santa

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'

"Son, it's about this calculator we've found in your satchel."

Catching an angel...

CATS BEHAVING BADLY - cats are watching this tv programme on a badly-scratched sofa

'I thought I told you to take it out into the country and lose it.'

Graffiti youth sees his friend spraying name and address, says: 'It's sort of traditional for tags to be anonymous.'