Mischievous Pet Owner Pillows

"Tree's up!"

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

'Fetch.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Super Dog'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Christmas Presents.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

K9 Literati.

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'And this is scraps.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Pet Pony

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'