Owners Of Mischievous Pets Pillows

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Christmas Presents.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Dog fetches dice

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"What have you done?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"I'm training him."

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

'You're spoiling that dog!'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'And how long do you think you may have had OCD?'

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

"He's more of a shoulder dog than a lap dog."

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

'His previous owner was a personal-injury lawyer, which explains why he will play dead, but I can't get him to speak.'

'Hey, Fred -- want to see a stupid pet trick?'

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

'It's not often you see an eskimo dog in the burbs!'

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

"I ran out of space for tattoos so I've started on the dog."

Cat dons scuba gear to go after fish in aquarium.

Punk walking a dog, lead is attached to his own dog collar.