Mischievous Dog Parent Pillows

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Christmas Presents.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Debug

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

Snow cones.

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'