Mischievous Pet Lovers Pillows

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Christmas Presents.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

A thief steals a heart

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'If we build it, they will come.'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

"I'm sure he does bring you your slippers and your morning paper, but that still doesn't make him a service dog."

"Tree's up!"

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

'Now, we can't guarantee that this kind of brain surgery will change his disposition.'

"Let's see now... ummm... one whack on the snout with a rolled up newspaper, and I can let you in."

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

"Perhaps, that will teach you not to wake the tortoise too early!"