Mischievous Pet Lovers Gifts

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Christmas Presents.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Hell No Kitty

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

A thief steals a heart

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'If we build it, they will come.'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

"I'm sure he does bring you your slippers and your morning paper, but that still doesn't make him a service dog."

"Tree's up!"

"Let's see now... ummm... one whack on the snout with a rolled up newspaper, and I can let you in."

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

'Now, we can't guarantee that this kind of brain surgery will change his disposition.'

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'