Mischievous Pet Owners Gifts

Christmas Presents.

"Perhaps, that will teach you not to wake the tortoise too early!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Hell No Kitty

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Dog fetches dice

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"I'm training him."

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

'And how long do you think you may have had OCD?'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

"He's more of a shoulder dog than a lap dog."

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

'Hey, Fred -- want to see a stupid pet trick?'

'His previous owner was a personal-injury lawyer, which explains why he will play dead, but I can't get him to speak.'

'It's not often you see an eskimo dog in the burbs!'

Cat dons scuba gear to go after fish in aquarium.

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur