Mischievous Pet Parent Gifts

Dog surfing the Net whilst his owners sleep.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Christmas Presents.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

The Karate Kitten.

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"It's only the wind."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

Fetching some bread

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'