Pet Parent Prankster Gifts

Veterinary clinic - After hours, deposit pet down chute.

'Sorry I deuced in your shoe.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Self-walking dog

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

'Dog got your clog?'

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

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