Pet Parent Prankster Prints

Veterinary clinic - After hours, deposit pet down chute.

'Sorry I deuced in your shoe.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Dog got your clog?'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Self-walking dog

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

Happy New Year

Best in Heat.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."