Pup Parent Prankster Prints

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

'Dog got your clog?'

Self-walking dog

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'