Pup Parent Prankster Prints

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

Self-walking dog

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

'Dog got your clog?'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'