Punny Pet Parent Gifts

Jay Walking

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Debug

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

The Karate Kitten.

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

Fetching some bread

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"It's only the wind."

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

"You're spoiling that dog!"

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.