Punny Pet Parent T-Shirts

Jay Walking

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Debug

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

The Karate Kitten.

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

Fetching some bread

"It's only the wind."

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"Is our owner hot?"

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!