Mischievous Pet Owners Prints

Christmas Presents.

"Perhaps, that will teach you not to wake the tortoise too early!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Dog fetches dice

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"I'm training him."

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

'You're spoiling that dog!'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'And how long do you think you may have had OCD?'

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

"He's more of a shoulder dog than a lap dog."

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

'It's not often you see an eskimo dog in the burbs!'

'His previous owner was a personal-injury lawyer, which explains why he will play dead, but I can't get him to speak.'

'Hey, Fred -- want to see a stupid pet trick?'

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

Cat dons scuba gear to go after fish in aquarium.

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur