Mischievous Pet Enthusiast Prints

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"What have you done?"

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Nutty Assistants

'See what I mean, Doc?'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"I'm training him."

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

'It's a good owl dog.'

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."