Mischievous Pet Enthusiast Mugs

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Nutty Assistants

'See what I mean, Doc?'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

"I'm training him."

"What have you done?"

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

'It's a good owl dog.'

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

"Tree's up!"