Owners Of Mischievous Pets Mugs

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Christmas Presents.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Dog fetches dice

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"What have you done?"

"I'm training him."

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

'You're spoiling that dog!'

'And how long do you think you may have had OCD?'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

"He's more of a shoulder dog than a lap dog."

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

Cat dons scuba gear to go after fish in aquarium.

"I ran out of space for tattoos so I've started on the dog."

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

'Hey, Fred -- want to see a stupid pet trick?'

'His previous owner was a personal-injury lawyer, which explains why he will play dead, but I can't get him to speak.'

'It's not often you see an eskimo dog in the burbs!'