Cunning Cat Admirer Pillows

"I regret letting the cat talk us into signing that NDA."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

The practical psychopath

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

What does aloof mean?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Cat Zoom Meeting

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Okay, who's purring?"

"Cat with nine still lives"

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

String Theory for Beginners.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Slippery, huh?"

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

Cat with Crown.

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"