Cunning Cat Admirer Pillows

"I regret letting the cat talk us into signing that NDA."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

The practical psychopath

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

I'm sure it's fake.

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

String Theory for Beginners.

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Okay, who's purring?"

"Slippery, huh?"

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Cat with nine still lives"

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"Little be it for me to question the security of our relationship, but isn't that a puppy?"

Cat with Crown.