Humorous Cat Admirer Pillows

"This virtual cat is just the real thing. The default setting is, 'Ignore'."

Biofelineism

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

What does aloof mean?

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Slippery, huh?"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.