Humorous Cat Admirer Pillows

"This virtual cat is just the real thing. The default setting is, 'Ignore'."

Biofelineism

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

What does aloof mean?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Projectile hairballing."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Slippery, huh?"

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Canary Heaven...

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

The Invention of Bagpipes

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."