Cat-centric Humor Appreciator Pillows

"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"

"Projectile hairballing."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'I hate surprises!'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

"Allow Me"

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

Cat Nightmares

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

"So what do you think we should be saying about zero hours contracts?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'