Crazy Cat Lover Gifts

"Let's swap some cats today."

'Originally I thought I would like to have one in my old age. Then I thought. why one' Why wait?'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Cats waiting for fish.

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.

The Cat Lady

'I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Naked lady with cats.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"We need a quieter can opener."

When cats bring gifts.

"You spoil that cat!"

And that's why I'm still single!

"That cat is feral, but I am making progress with him. He won't let me touch him, but he is texting me."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat Nip.