Crazy Cat Owner Gifts

"I've hidden all the pieces of string - it's time our relationship moved on."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Woman escapes with cats.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'We know you have a cat.'

"We should start wearing masks."

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Ginger cats.

String Theory for Beginners.

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

Puss in Heels

"Okay, you have my attention."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Let's swap some cats today."

Living with a cataholic.