Cat Owner With A Twist Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: stool

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

101 uses of a dead cat: chimney sweep

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

"The scratchpost is for the cat, the other one is for my son."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Schrödinger and his cat

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"We should start wearing masks."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Puss in Heels

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

String Theory for Beginners.

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"