Cat Owner With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'God! This tastes like cats...'

101 uses of a dead cat: mangle.

Man and his dog both reading Mockingbird books.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"We should start wearing masks."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Puss in Heels

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

String Theory for Beginners.

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

'The butler did it.'

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Cat on guitar

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'