Cat Owner With An Edge Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: croquet hoops.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"We should start wearing masks."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

String Theory for Beginners.

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Puss in Heels

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Cat on guitar

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

'The butler did it.'

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'Well, so much for that theory!'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."