Cat Owner With An Edge Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: croquet hoops.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"We should start wearing masks."

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Puss in Heels

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

String Theory for Beginners.

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Cat on guitar

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

'The butler did it.'

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"