Cat Owner Friend Gifts

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

Cat Thermostat

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

Old lady posts adverts for fur gloves over poster of a lost cat,

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Cat Nip.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Cat Tie

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cats on Board.

Cat in a flap

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'