Friend Who Is A Cat Owner Gifts

"He's down to his last three or four lives."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Cats on Board.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Mog The Week

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"We should start wearing masks."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

Salvador Dali's cats.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Puss in Heels